I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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