Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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