I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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