why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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