your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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