Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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