The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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