They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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