Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Did I show you my penis last night?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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