11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
