walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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