...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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