Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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