There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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