So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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