Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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