im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize