Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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