hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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