What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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