never play flip cup with pint glasses
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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