do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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