I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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