oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He shit in the fireplace
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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