This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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