Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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