maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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