I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
