chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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