Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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