eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I want a musical about memes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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