All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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