I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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