Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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