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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..

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(561): View more from Florida

I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date

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(646): View more from New York

He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.

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(905): View more from Ontario

threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.

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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.

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I almost fell asleep reading that.

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I almost fell asleep fucking it.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

How was it?

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i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night

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