I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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