If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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