Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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