Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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