i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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