i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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