it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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