you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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