i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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