# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
be right there i have to get my cape
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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