we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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