S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
