was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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