Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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