one might say we're banned from that church
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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