you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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