Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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