Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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