We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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