so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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