I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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